I understand you can find dads on the market who are strangling aggressive coyotes making use of their bare fingers, and fending down Ca mountain lions which can be closing in to their small children. However for my cash, this person gets my vote as dad of the season:
I would dare to phone him this election period’s “Joe the Plumber,” or “Ken Bone the debate questioner,” but after seeing exactly just what happened to those two dudes for talking truth to effective left-wing office-seekers, We’ll resist. I mightn’t want the unavoidable unjustified, full-on colonoscopy through the enraged Democrat Media elaborate on anybody.
Nevertheless, if you happen to know him, please shake his hand on behalf of me and millions of other Americans who still believe personal responsibility is a virtue while I don’t need anyone to dox the guy, I would ask that.